Mormonism is nucking futs!

So Mormons are from space… and they hope to become polygamous gods… Sounds like a pretty sweet religion!

Except for that whole observance thing…

Adventure time!

Bizarrely enough, I remember seeing this on TV when I was a kid.  It didn’t strike me as a weird as hell show then.  Seeing this now, however, it’s one of the strangest kids shows I’ve ever seen.

I’m 28!

Ratboy is not impressed

I seriously have no idea what this is.  All I know is rock and roll resonates with everyone.  Even Ratboy.

Too bad he’s not impressed.

Get the Groove of Things

Break dancing was mad cool in the 80s.  Face dancing was not…  Captain Cool over here demonstrates to us exactly why it isn’t cool.