Holy shit it’s a meat puppet.

Diesel must have a lot of extra money that they have no fucking clue what to do with.  I know that if I were a successful jeans designer, I’d spend all of my money making sing-songy videos that prevent children from sleeping too.

The Triumphant Return of the Blog: APES!

So I’m back from however long I was gone.  I’d be lying if I said that I was too busy to update this blog.  But now I’m back and hopefully I will be able to update every week with more videos that confuse and disorient you.  This week, we have a wonderful video submitted to me by Kirk.  I have no idea about anything in this video except that apes make no sense.