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Auto-tune the News

Holy Shit, Dan Posner — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:36:31 +0000

Even though auto-tune is a little played out at this point, these videos still make me laugh like some animal henchmen in a disney movie. Auto-tune proves that you don’t even have to be singing to record a pop song.

That’s 9 videos. That’s for months of not updating!

Stains the Dramatic Cupcake Dog

Holy Shit, Dan Posner — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:06:14 +0000

Did you know that dogs love cupcakes?

Oh yeah, his name really is Stains.

Foreign music will always be funny in English.

Holy Shit, Dan Posner — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:11:56 +0000

Klaus Nomi’s “Ligtning Strikes” at first seems like a joke. The best part is that it’s serious.

Baman and Piderman’s counting adventure!

Holy Shit, Dan Posner — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 19:47:23 +0000

Superheroes are funnier when they have no bones and a mental handicap.

Europe’s answer to The VIllage People

Holy Shit, Dan Posner — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:03:39 +0000

I’d buy this if it was actually made by these rockin’ dudes. Anyone wanna 3 person hula hoop?

Chainsaws and Cheese!

Holy Shit, Dan Posner — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:53:17 +0000

Sorry for the lack of update last week. Here’s two videos to make up for it. Commercials are always fun.

Pawn shops always have just what I’m looking to buy my girlfriend. Now we can get matching guns and chainsaws!

Japanese commercials always make perfect sense. They are also never overly stimulating.

I lied. They’re weird as shit! They also cater to my ADD!

Robocop’s got nothing on this.

Holy Shit, Dan Posner — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:02:45 +0000

Yes this is the trailer for the feature film Robogeisha. I think that’s all that really needs to be said.

Thanks again to Kirk for this awesome awesome video.

HANDICAP GUN!

Holy shit it’s a meat puppet.

Holy Shit, Dan Posner — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:12:48 +0000

Diesel must have a lot of extra money that they have no fucking clue what to do with. I know that if I were a successful jeans designer, I’d spend all of my money making sing-songy videos that prevent children from sleeping too.

The Triumphant Return of the Blog: APES!

Holy Shit, Dan Posner — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:10:50 +0000

So I’m back from however long I was gone. I’d be lying if I said that I was too busy to update this blog. But now I’m back and hopefully I will be able to update every week with more videos that confuse and disorient you. This week, we have a wonderful video submitted to me by Kirk. I have no idea about anything in this video except that apes make no sense.

Mormonism is nucking futs!

Holy Shit, Dan Posner — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:04:25 +0000

So Mormons are from space… and they hope to become polygamous gods… Sounds like a pretty sweet religion!

Except for that whole observance thing…